during this off-season for america's my favorite trashy reality tv, the bachelor/bachelorette franchise, i have to get my fix from other places.
my absolute fave involves these flexible gals:

yes, folks, i cannot get enough of dallas cowboys cheerleaders: making the team. my sister and i watched this in marathon form after she gave birth to lily {random memory alert}, so for the past few years i have grown to LOVE this show.
leading the helm of my adoration is the illustrious kelli mcgonagill finglass, the dcc's chairwoman/leader/director. she is one half southern belle, one half blunt taskmaster, and we love her for this.
her other half is judy {no last name, at least, not that i remember}, who exists so kelli can whisper snide comments during auditions {these comments are always true} and who heads up more of the "dance" side of things. i would pee my pants if these two judged me at any activity.

the show is addictive, and after a few episodes you will become a weird curator of all things dcc. when monday night football is on, i can recite fun facts about the cowboys' stadium layout, locker rooms, suite levels, and jumbotron specs. i could probably bust out a routine or two due to the repetition of moves that are drilled into our head.
and most importantly, i can sure as hell tell who is getting cut for a low kick. mmhmm, sister.

this gem airs on CMT on fridays at 9pm.